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"Lovin' the   RAzor   Burn  
It's   only   Flesh! 
"   
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This nightmarish horror art started as a charcoal and white conte crayon sketch on a tan recycled paper. Digital layering, masks, and filters created a faux raw flesh effect on the profile of a mustached Frankenstein-type head held together by large stitches that will unsettle all fans of splatter horror, zombie horror, and classic monster movies. "Loving that RAZOR BURN" and "It's ONLY FLESH!" text in dramatic B-horror movie text offers a macabre take on everyday shaving as well as give a unique scare for those with Xyrophobia -- the fear of being cut by a razor. But an up-close look will reveal a harmless, even charming design that will make all those fears vanish.   

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Claimed   Baggage  
​Short Stories
 Kindle book
 

Claimed Baggage Short Stories by Robin Grossman. 191 page Kindle book features 4 horror tales about baggage of the horrible kind.
Claimed Baggage Short Stories by Robin Grossman. 191 page Kindle book.

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Claimed Baggage is a collection of 4 horror tales about baggage claimed by supernatural dark forces and evil intentions. Roughly 191 pages. 


“Antwon Webb and the Grave Suitcase” is a tale about a homeless vet, who finds a dumped suitcase in the trash that forces him on a journey to avenge a young girl.


“The Gift Bag” is about a middle aged woman with a mortgage, debt, and kids, who steals a strange suitcase after she sees her wealthy best friend use it to turn a cheap necklace into priceless jewelry.


“Future Baggage” is about a couple, who teleport to their new home base on an airless planet and a seemingly broken teleporter delivers an endless stream of baggage that will crush them.



In “The Baggage Carousel Thief,” a thief steals a possessed suitcase from the airport and is taken on a mind-bending, gender-bending, time-bending journey to finish a vengeful spirit’s slaughter as a door to door sales girl.



Excerpt  from “The Baggage Carousel Thief”

​“My fingerprints my fingerprints my fuckin’ fingerprints are fuckin’ everywhere. 

     He eyes his pink innocent hand under the clear baggies with their questionable contents. He drops the baggies like a hot plate and heads to his kitchen. He grumbles and curses with each step. He returns with a dusty Clorox sprayer and stained red oven mitts. He bought the Clorox sprayer years ago, but this is the first time he’s using it. HEAVY DUTY says the label. 

       It better fuckin’ be. 

      He struggles with the little twist box at the spout. He turns it to spray and pumps and pumps. It finally spritzes. He douses the baggies on the floor and grabs them, hoping not to identify their contents. He tosses a pile of baggies back to the suitcase. Pitching four two-handed tosses until all the baggies are in the suitcase. He spritzes the suitcase for good measure and closes the lid. He gets a flash of pink across his vision; he ignores it as he fumbles for the suitcase’s zipper with his oven mitts. And then he hears something in the den.”



This is the first volume of Claimed Baggage Short Stories. There are more books planned and in progress. ​

​​Cracks!   
Finding ART Underfoot 

​ARt Book

Cracks! Finding Art Underfoot Book Cover
Book Cover: Cracks! Finding Art Underfoot

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CRACKS! Finding Art Underfoot is a 7"x7" photography book of 30+ complex and compelling sidewalk cracks in and around Los Angeles, CA. 94 pages.It is available in hardcover, softcover, and on Kindle. 

Robin Grossman began capturing these startlingly complex sidewalk cracks in 2015 and over the course of a year she collected over 30 photographs included in this coffee table book. In 2016, Robin had a successful gallery showing in Los Angeles of her photographs, mounted on frames with faux black pumice borders. Most of those photographs are included in this book with a few new discoveries.
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Robin Grossman is an artist, author, and photographer. Pretty Grim Biz is her DBA, T-shirt line, and website.  She is a fan of grim art and horror fiction and horror films.

Her two books,
CRACKS! Finding Art Underfoot  art book and horror CLAIMED BAGGAGE Short Stories  on Amazon. Her grim and twisted T-shirts are also available on Amazon.  Follow her art on Instagram: @prettygrimbiz 

The links in RED take buyers to Amazon, where my Kindle books, and T-shirts can be purchased quickly and securely.  

  
Claimed   BaggagE  

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Claimed Baggage Book Cover and T-shirts designed and created by Robin Grossman
Black  - Claimed Baggage T-shirt with luggage and bloody hand.  Horror. Companion piece to Claimed Baggage Short Stories by Robin Grossman.
Slate -  Claimed Baggage T-shirt with luggage and bloody hand.  Horror. Companion piece to Claimed Baggage Short Stories by Robin Grossman.
White -  Claimed Baggage T-shirt with luggage and bloody hand.  Horror. Companion piece to Claimed Baggage Short Stories by Robin Grossman.

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WITNESS   to  HORROR  

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Robin's artwork created in charcoal, graphite, and pen is a totem to the witness to horror, the one who is sees, screams in horror, looks away, and remains silent out of fear.  
Heather -  looping surreal horror. Witness to Horror art graphic
White t-shirt with looping surreal horror in black/white and gray. Witness to Horror art graphic Robin's artwork created in charcoal, graphite, and pen is a totem to the witness to horror, the one who is sees, screams in horror, looks away, and remains silent out of fear.   $19.99 only on Amazon.
Black  looping surreal horror t-shirt. Witness to Horror art graphic

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